[Hey there, network! Have a Stephen Stills on your screens. He is currently seated in his desk chair, watching the new parade of fashions all over the network. He is dressed exactly the same as always.]

Yeah. No way.

[ooc: I could not help but take advantage of the fact that Mark Webber also dressed like a homeless hipster IRL.]

Um, I have a feeling I'm going to regret this in the morning, but there's something I needed to tell everyone.

( Cut for glitter and fabulousness )